Jesus, Kevin McCallister, Gonzo, John McClane, and others

It's Christmas time again everybody! First of all I would just like to thank Jesus for making the holidays possible. Let's face it guys, without Him December would be just like the month of June but colder, just another month without anything special to do. Without the JC we'd have no Christmas tree to decorate with the fam or crowds to endure at the mall. We'd have no reason to wake up early on December 25th or christmas music to jam out to. No ornaments, candy canes, christmas lights, santa clause, fruit cake, or christmas dinner. No old ladies busting out god-awful Christmas blouses or sweaters with gody portraits of rudolph on them, but thats Christmas right? None of this would have been possible if the Lord wouldn't have popped out of Mary's womb and then did what He did for 33 years. So I salute Jesus for having christmas time be apart of His great plan for us. But lets get serious here guys, if Jesus wouldn't have been born and allowed this special time to unfurl each year, we'd be robbed of the greatest thing Christmas has to offer... Christmas movies. And this brings us to why I really wanted to blog this piece. Here now, are in my opinion, the top 10 Christmas movies of all time with #1 being the best.

1. Home Alone (The world would be a lesser place without this movie. Enough said.)
2. The Muppet Christmas Carol (In-freakin-credible. The musical numbers in this movie might be the best in any movie ever. Plus, it's the muppets, it's a sure success.)
3. Die Hard (Yipee Kiyay Mother Fu..... well you get the point. Way to go John McClane. Not only is this one a christmas favorite, but an all-time favorite. Here's my solution to the War in Iraq; pull all our troops out and send McClane over, war's over. Period.)
4. A Christmas Story
5. A Charlie Brown Christmas (RIP Charles Shultz. See you when it's my turn.)
6. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (Very underrated. Chevy Chase + Randy Quaid + Christmas time= Awesome)
7. It's a Wonderful Life (has to be in here somewhere)
8. Elf
9. Miracle on 34th Street
10. The claymation Rudolph, The Rednosed Reindeer (can you really go wrong?)

God Bless us, everyone. Happy Holidays yall.