What I'm unthankful for

The cliche thing to do enlight of the time of the season and an upcoming holiday would be to list things that I'm thankful for, but as we all know I'm not cliche. Let's do the complete opposite. Here, in no specific order, is a list of things that I am not thankful for...

• Snakes
• Mariah Carey
• Alex Rodriguez
• The entire Yankees organization
• Computers randomly freezing up
• Barry Bonds
• The circus
• Oprah
• Dr. Phil (doesn't deserve to be famous)
• Bob Stoops and company
• Liberals
• The Green Bay Packer's season so far
• Terrell Owens
• Movies that have high expectations but don't come close to meeting them
• The dirty casinos I drive by on my way back to Texas
• Mariah Carey
• People who think they're God
• My history class
• punk rock
• Green Day (maybe the worst music out there)
• That Dave's new live CD isn't out RIGHT NOW
• That Al Pena is still getting more PT over the man that shafted Donovan Woods. Im still confused by this.
• White kids who want to be black.
• Eminem
• People who don't deserve to be famous but somehow get to be.
• That I didn't discover Hastings earlier in my life.
• Green Day

There's plenty more but sadly I've run out of time. Tune in later for a new episode. Keep it real.