The Antichrist and the NL MVP

Alex Rodriguez is the worst thing baseball has going for it. The man bleeds evil more than Lucifer. I'm convinced that the only reason he's good at baseball is because he made a deal with the devil in his third season with the Mariners. Lets face it, David Ortiz should have won AL MVP. The Red Sox wouldn't have made the playoffs without Big Papi, let alone have a legite chance at winning the division. The Sox would have finished behind the Yankees and Blue Jays in the AL East if it wasn't for that big Dominican bear of a man. The Yankees would have still finished first and still gave the Angels a fight in the first round. As long as Jeter is on that team, the Yankees will always be a contender. Arod has nothing to do with the success of that team. He's just another overpayed, overrated, overgay Yankee. Rodriguez is way to "fake nice guy" too. We all know he's a jerk, who's more focused on what designer label he'll wear each day of the week then the overall wellness of the team. He's crappy to the fans too. He was crappy in Texas and he's crappy in New York. He wasn't crappy in Seattle only because he was young and humble then. Then he suddenly was worth 250 million and he's a bigger man than Jesus. You know why the Yankees aren't winning world series? Alex Rodriguez. The Yankees will not win a world series ever again as long as Alex Rodriguez plays for them. The fans love Ortiz, the man is baseball royalty. He's real, he's good to the people, and i'd take him on my team over GAYrod any day, regardless. I don't care if the man can't field, he's more clutch than John McLane in Die Hard. Papi should have won, he deserved it. Don't get me wrong, Rodriguez is a great ball player, unquestionably one of the best in the game, but Ortiz isn't just great, he's special. He's a good guy. Alex can enjoy his honor, Papi has his ring.

Then there's this guy...

This one is simple. Andruw Jones had a million times better season. He's only a kid and proved he belongs among the leagues most dangerous hitters and fielders. I'm glad Pujols got this solely because he's been shafted the past few years. So kudos Al, but I still think the kid should have gotten it. I'm just glad Barry Bonds didn't get this one. Even though if he'd played last season, he would have, and that would have been more criminal than murder. I hope Barry Bonds never plays baseball again, or gets to play with his kids. I hate Barry Bonds like I hate sin. Anyway, thats another blog. Congratulations to Pujols, but the Astros still beat you and your spare Cardinals team. And they'll beat them again next year. Houston still has go for launch.