Blame This on a Sudden Rush of Blood to the Head

I'd like to apologize first off to the one person who actually takes the time to sit down and read my mind on paper. She's been on my case for about a week, wanting something serious from me on this thing, but I'm sorry to you because I don't feel very serious right now. I just need to do some spring cleaning of my brain. I promise that something serious will be posted very soon just for your enjoyment. I mean if anyone else reads it, they aren't allowed to enjoy it cause it's made just for you. That's final. Apology over.

I've got a lot for all you out there. Just a lot of pure, random, pointless, careless, immature, idiotic fun. That's mostly what my brain consists of so you can deal with it. If you don't like having fun, go read another blog. Go read your physics book. Go watch the history channel. Get out of my freakin blog space. I don't want you here. Your seriousness is not welcomed here, only laughter is welcomed in this house. Now that only you happy people are remaining we can set sail to this ship of stupidy. Kick off your shoes, snuggle up next to a warm fire, grab a beer or a capri sun, get comfortable, turn on some tunes, and come play with me.

• Brand new look alike for you. It's Shelden Williams of Duke Blue Devil Basketball and Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars. You might better remember him as the "It's a trap" character.

Something tells me that these guys have to be related.

• " You don't go up there to fish!"
• Is anyone excited about the World Baseball Classic? Will this just be the XFL without the strippers, pile drivers, and "He Hate Me?" I'm just confused about the whole thing. I'll watch it cause I love baseball, but it's not going to generate the special patriotic flame that the creators are hoping for, especially not in the United States. I love the USA, but the Dominican Republic will dominate us in the finals. I'm just ready for the real deal to start. April 2nd can't get here fast enough.
• Brokeback Mountain won the Oscar for best musical performance last night. This immediately threw up red flags for me. If you bought this soundtrack how could you NOT think about anything other than two cowboys alone in the wilderness hunkered down in a tent doing the unspeakable? Is it just me or is that all you would think about?
• I can't wait for Mission Impossible III. If you've been living with Osama for the past 2 months check the trailer out and be a better person for it.
• I really think that they should make a DVD of Michael Jordan commercials. I would camp out to buy it. His newest commercial is one of the best ever. If you know nothing about one of the greatest athletes ever then it means nothing to you, but if you know about him, its very beautiful. It rivals the classic McDonalds commerical of a game of "horse" between Jordan and Larry Bird.
• "I wish i knew how to quit you!"
• Is there a cooler guy in Hollywood other than Jack Nicholson? If I could be anyone in Hollywood it would be him. I know that this is wierd, but just hear me out. It's been about 2 years since this guy came out with a movie, but he still gets to sit in the front row at the Oscars and announce the best picture of the year. I also think that he's immortal; he will never die. He found the Holy Grail and never told anyone about it. He's the nucleus of Hollywood too; everything revolves around him. You know you've made it when youre in the same room as him. When they make a movie about him it's just going to be 2 solid hours of him smoking a cigar in sun glasses sitting in a leather barker lounger. No speaking, no scene changes, nothing. Just Jack, a cuban, sunglasses, and that classic smile.
• Jon Stewart did a great job last night at the Oscars. Too bad he probably won't be asked back.
• Get this, Dave Matthews and O.A.R. will be doing there thing exactly 2 days before school starts next year and exactly 7 days after I get back from playing at camp. God is so good, sooo good. This might be the greatest concert I will ever be apart of. I think that the only show that could top this one would be U2 opening for the choir up in heaven.
• MLB mascots are getting scarier and scarier every year. A blog will be up VERY soon of my top 10 scariest MLB mascots.
• My picks for this baseball season will also before shortly. If you're a fan of the ball team up in St.Louis region, you'll like what I have to say.
• Who's the idiot that came up with pogs? More importanly, who is the idiot that shut down pogs?
• While everyone else is excited about getting tan over spring break, I can't wait to get sunburned! I'm going backpacking so when I'm back on campus I'll have skin cancer. I can't wait! I hear skin cancer is real fun.
• Two words for you: March Madness. As soon as brackets are out, I'll let you know my picks.
• How awesome would be to be a major leaguer this time of the year? It has to be so much fun right now for them. They get to play baseball for the next month in paradises. For the next month they will roll out of bed, go to the ball field for the next couple of hours, play catch, and then call it a day at about 3 in the afternoon and spend the rest of the day drinking margaritas on the beach. Must be nice. I hope that when I'm reincarnated I come back as a major league baseball player. I hope I've been a good enough Hindu. I haven't killed any cows so things are looking good so far. Plus i don't eat cow either.
• I'm a liar
• And finally I just want to make a quick comment on this photo that I found earlier today.

Yoda is the Jack Nicholson of Extra Terrestrials

You know, I might not even need to say anything. This might just be one of those pictures that speaks for itself. So this is what happens when you finish the most successful movie saga of all time. I've always wondered what happend to Yoda. I figured he'd take the same road as other used up aliens, like ALF for example. You know what I think would be a genius reality TV show? Here it is, brace yourself: ALF, Yoda, and E.T. should be put into a house and have their lives documented on camera. No scripts, no acting, just real life. I've always wanted to see what these guys were like off screen. This picture reveals the true Yoda to us. I can't tell if he's homeless or directing amateur adult movies. This reality TV show could be just like The Real World excpet with movie and tv aliens. It's a sure success. Who wouldn't watch this show. Imagine a drunk Yoda stumbling down the streets of Austin vomiting all over prostitutes, and picking fights with college kids. This would be a crazy, crazy show. I'm calling my agent and pitching the idea right now. I bet ALF and ET would get in a lot of fights too. Think about it, ALF is loud and obnoxious, always has something to say, and ET is just chill. That's a reciepe for punches. The only problem is we would need more aliens to live in the house. 2 more would be perfect. And Short Circut could be the token black guy. This has emmy written all over it.